Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan!

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Take my wife, please!

(To be read in a tone of breathless exuberance.) So I told a joke on a bulletin board I frequent. And for some reason known only to him, Anil Dash put it on his weblog. And Jessamyn — who recently mentioned an athenaeum in Vermont that I shall have to visit someday — thought that she was the only one who knew that joke, and she emailed me. But I stole it off a whiteboard at work and not from Jessamyn, so we’re copacetic. And we traded awful jokes! And because the Eel, beloved host of snarkout, likes truly awful jokes, here it is, my present to him.

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan!

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Take my wife, please! None